| (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.) | |
| Me: | “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!” |
| (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.) | |
| Mother: | “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.” |
| Mother: | “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.” |
| (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.) | |
| Boy: | *sips* “Gotham is safe.” |
A Game of Beauty Products
(Source: fearisforthewinter, via fuckyeahemiliaclarke)
the avengers | victorian au
When the future of England, her colonies, and basically the entire world is jeopardised by a secret order of radical scientific geniuses who call themselves ‘Advanced Idea Mechanics’, the Queen herself establishes a covert league of extraordinary gentlemen (and women) to foil the A.I.M.’s nefarious intentions and restore peace and order in the Realm.
(Source: assvenger, via elbyx)
| JJ: | Do you know what Tumblr is? |
| TH: | I do know what Tumblr is. |
| JJ: | Have you heard about the massive fan following you have on there? |
| TH: | I have, yeah. |
| JJ: | Do you know what the fans call themselves? |
| TH: | Somebody did tell me this. Um… |
| JJ: | The Hiddlestoners. |
| TH: | The Hiddlestoners. Yeah. It’s pretty cool. It’s quite creative. |
| JJ: | Do you know what happens when they get excited to see you? They get a Hiddleboner. |
| TH: | (laughs) I didn’t know that! They get a Hiddleboner. That doesn’t seem to be related to my name any more! Hiddleston, yeah, but the boner…Hiddlestoner, I can see that, because my name is there. Hiddleboner…I…yeah. Okay. Wow. I should be hugely flattered, shouldn’t I? I am enormously honored and flattered. |
Photos like this needs more notes.
especially cus this one actually shows a diverse group of women
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