June 2012
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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Tom knows about the Hiddlestoners
JJ: Do you know what Tumblr is?
TH: I do know what Tumblr is.
JJ: Have you heard about the massive fan following you have on there?
TH: I have, yeah.
JJ: Do you know what the fans call themselves?
TH: Somebody did tell me this. Um…
JJ: The Hiddlestoners.
TH: The Hiddlestoners. Yeah. It’s pretty cool. It’s quite creative.
JJ: Do you know what happens when they get excited to see you? They get a Hiddleboner.
TH: (laughs) I didn’t know that! They get a Hiddleboner. That doesn’t seem to be related to my name any more! Hiddleston, yeah, but the boner…Hiddlestoner, I can see that, because my name is there. Hiddleboner…I…yeah. Okay. Wow. I should be hugely flattered, shouldn’t I? I am enormously honored and flattered.
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“I know with Daenerys, she goes to the House of the Undying and maybe you’ll see...”
– Alfie Allen
(via patrickstormborn)
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professional-widow:
All Girls Are Wolves: missmeaghanrose replied to your post: sweetdreamr replied to your…
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Today at the Avengers:
Loki: *stabs Coulson*
Some guy in the front: LOKI'D
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Elementary should have made them BOTH girls, so I...
tallerghostwalt:
moraniarty:
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I agree with everyone who has ever HATED the idea of female Watson/male Sherlock.
Although I might be marginally more interested in female Watson/male Sherlock if one or both of them were gay… (But I’m pretty sure Elementary won’t have the bulging Gatiss-balls to imply that.)
I would love to see an ALL GIRL...
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assstiel:
You know what else is really supernatural on this show? Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go.
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Why Loki won at the end of Avengers - The God of... →
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The Imp and the Whore: Parallel Lannisters
martinusmiraculorum:
(TW: Rape, sexual abuse, ableism)
So re-reading AFFC and ADWD, I’ve been getting a new perspective on an awful lot of characters (basically my first read was pre-exposure to tumblr fandom, my second obviously afterwards). And certain parallels have rather whacked me in the face.*
They are spread out over several books, with a myriad of major political and personal...
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watermeloncholy:
We’re all really close. We constantly Skype. And I was just having a conversation with Emilia [Clarke, who plays Daenerys] about all this, because I have all these theories about who Jon Snow’s mother and father really are. I think that his mother is Lyanna Stark, Ned’s sister, and I think his father is not Ned, but that Ned just took him on, that his father was actually...
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Advertising Threat
steampoweredrocket:
SCREAMING
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baratheonism:
I’m not even sad about it
everyone at school has been like “oh my god I’m gonna cry I’m gonna miss you all so much I love all of you ugh this is so sad”
and I’m just there thinking oh my god why would I cry if I cry it’s going to be tears of joy I’m not going to miss you guys actually I’m gonna miss like five people but I know I’m probably keeping in touch with them the rest of...
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“Let’s hurl some acid at those female Democratic senators.”
– Jay Townsend, GOP Spokesman who went on a vicious online rant on Saturday. (via abaldwin360)
You a gross, Sir. Severely gross.
(via writeoutoflove)
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okay i am seeing a lot of backlash re: tyrion rn...
grim-dark:
calling tyrion apologists out on ignoring his misogyny/acknowledging tyrion’s misogyny does not invalidate other oppressions he has experienced.
exploring the complexities of his privilege and lack thereof does not invalidate oppression he has experienced.
questioning his perspective and his belief that he is a gr9 guy because of his misogyny does not invalidate oppression he has...
“I would love for Jon Snow and Dany to end up on the Iron Throne together. That’s...”
– Sophie Turner -Game of Thrones’ Sophie Turner on Playing Sansa, Skyping With the Cast, and Joffrey Haters (Vulture)
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Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
rachelrantsandschtuff:
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transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to...
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Puny God.
omhg i had never heard hulk speak or loki whimper bc when i went to see this everyone was laughing and applauding at this part
omg he sounds like a cat
LOKI NEEDS TO BE FUCKING HUGGED!
I don’t get it why the Loki fans are always so butthurt about this scene. C’mon,...
A girl lacks honor.
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To hell with honor. A girl has swag.
ryankun:
what not to do when someone asks you to use certain pronouns
ask them why
ask them whats between their legs
tell them theyre wrong
hammer them with personal questions
what to do when someone asks you to use certain pronouns:
call them by those pronouns
have a snack if you want w/e youre pretty much done here
May 2012
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tumblr needs a feature where it marks posts you have already reblogged with “seriously you already reblogged this exact post 15 times get a fucking life”
Rachel Jennings: Definitions: →
rachelrantsandschtuff:
Pro-choice: Let the woman make an autonomous decision about what’s best for her within the context of her circumstances. No one can truly know what someone else is going through, and such a decision should ultimately be made by those whom it affects most.
This is what pro-choice really is.
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i am looking forward to “elementary” but mostly i am looking forward to seeing what a fandom built largely upon spite will be like
some interesting fanfiction i’ll tell you what: “and then sherlock placed his lips upon joan’s, who was a woman and also lucy liu. and they kissed. with tongues. neither of them were benedict cumberbatch at all.”
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