ASOIAF Spoilers

martinusmiraculorum:

nissanissas:

hey stannis hey

ok so

i know melisandre has divine power and shit.  i was there under storm’s end.  that was interesting.  thanks for that by the way.  so like.  i’m aware.

but

she wants to turn stone dragons

into real dragons.

stannis. 

this is ridiculous.

is this worth killing small children over?

i really don’t think so!

because stannis.  dude.  turning stone dragons into real dragons.

i know there’s a prophecy but

you already tried with this sword thing

and it didn’t much work for you.

so let’s not kill small children, particularly contentious ones

and maybe let’s go somewhere where people will be on your side and support you and you can regroup and maybe actually get some shit done.  it’s cold but lbr so are you

okay stannis? 

dragon sculptures, stannis

love davos

who is, let’s be real, the only reason you are still alive.

#a summary of the davos chapters of asos by maddi #IT’S A CASTLE; STANNIS. IT WAS CARVED BY PEOPLE. #I WILL BELIEVE THAT SHE CAN CREATE SHADOW ASSASSINS AND I WILL EVEN MAYBE BELIEVE THAT SHE CAN SEE THE FUTURE IN HER FIRES #BUT SERIOUSLY? #SERIOUSLY??? #words are wind #how can that be treason #stannis wut r u doin a memoir by davos seaworth hand of the king lord of the rainwood and surprised to be alive

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