the stars, the moon, they have all been blown out

So I’m reading a fanfic……

professional-widow:

watermeloncholy:

foodiewin:

todiedreaming:

“You were screamed as he angled upward into your cavern of sweets.”

Cavern.

Of sweets.

omg i was reading a trashy romance novel (AGAIN DON’T JUDGE ME) and the guy was going down on the girl. this is the quote:

“he assaulted her castle, scaled the ramparts, and demanded surrender.”

WAIT, THERE’S MORE

“that’s when she felt the heavy rigidity of the male instrument he would use on her.”

IF YOU READ THAT, YOU GET THIS ONE FREE

“at this point, he would gladly apply golden chains, as long as they meant he could dip into the honey his bride offered.”

i just wanted it to stop -.-

Choking on my tea.  

See, for all that we complain about GRRM’s sex scenes, it could be SO MUCH WORSE.

I read a romance novel once that referred to a girl’s ladyparts as her “tight, clamping sweetness”

I could only assume she was made of candy

02/22/12 at 1:16pm
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  1. sanmarinogirl reblogged this from rayn-tawn
  2. lttlmisslst reblogged this from professional-widow and added:
    I read a romance novel once that referred to a girl’s ladyparts as her “tight, clamping sweetness” I could only assume...
  3. professional-widow reblogged this from watermeloncholy and added:
    See, for all that we complain about GRRM’s sex scenes, it could be SO MUCH WORSE.
  4. ihearttseliot reblogged this from watermeloncholy and added:
    I don’t even read fanfic, but now I want to if this is kind of hilarity I’ll be reading.
  5. rayn-tawn reblogged this from glassestoseeyoulose and added:
    “quivering member” “hardened manhood” “wet, slick valley between the apex of her thighs” “the pebbled jewel that sent...
  6. glassestoseeyoulose reblogged this from watermeloncholy
  7. queeninthenorth reblogged this from watermeloncholy and added:
    This reminds me of that Sandor/”OC” fanfic I found a while ago. Sadly it has been deleted but I did save this little...
  8. watermeloncholy reblogged this from rasmalaiwin and added:
    Choking on my tea.
  9. oh-delial reblogged this from rasmalaiwin and added:
    omg dip into the honey omg no whal;ksdhfanlceiohsndf
  10. earthboundstarship replied:
  11. huangzitaoism said: because obviously everyone’s pussy is lined with sugar and unicorns